Office Antics...

"Did someone pee on my chair?" -- Swedish Fish Rock

Agendas...

Man: Where'd you get those agendas and pens?
Swedish Fish Rock: We got them because we're special and have the best hair.

Reading...

Jack Black Doppelganger: I can't read left-handed writing.
Carrot Cake Lady: Shush.

Last Warning...

"You don't want to be Triple-Dog-Fired, do you?" -- Swedish Fish Rock to Broadway

Go to Jail...

Broadway: I am going to head out because I have to be at the prison for two hours tonight.
Major Mojo S. Boogie: Two hours? That's not a bad prison sentence. You don't even have to post bail!

The Circus...

"This place IS a circus. Barnum and Bailey's got nothing on us!" --Swedish Fish Rock

Leftys...

Carrot Cake Lady: There are more left-handed people then right-handed people in the office now.
Wizard of Wizdom: Does that mean left-handed people are taking over the world?
Carrot Cake Lady: Yes. We are the only people in our right minds.