Workplace Review...

"I'm gonna fail at this one... 'Be an example'..." -- Major Mojo S. Boogie

Employees...

"I have all these people in my office and none of them work for me AND I have to be nice to them!" -- Jack Black Doppelganger

Adventures with HR...

"The HR Saga: The story of how one part-time employee defeats the odds to make it to full-time." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Staple Remover...

"I hate taking out staples. That's why I hired my assistant." -- Jack Black Doppelganger

Debt...

"When I was working as a teacher I thought to myself 'Oh, I just went into debt'." -- The Marathoner

Lunch Break...

"I just sat in bird poop... I'm going to be a bit longer." -- Carrot Cake Lady

Wizdom...

"You're more wisdomous than I am!!" -- Janice the Hunchback to the Wizard of Wizdom