Debt...

"When I was working as a teacher I thought to myself 'Oh, I just went into debt'." -- The Marathoner

Lunch Break...

"I just sat in bird poop... I'm going to be a bit longer." -- Carrot Cake Lady

Wizdom...

"You're more wisdomous than I am!!" -- Janice the Hunchback to the Wizard of Wizdom

Low Saturated...

"I would like to make myself less saturated..." --Swedish Fish Rock

Thank You Cards...

"Looks like the uni-bomber put this together, but it's the thought that counts." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Giving notice...

"You're going down, Hunchback. You're going down." --Major Mojo S. Boogie

Character References....

"You're not quite Jack Black enough for me." -- Swedish Fish Rock