The Good and the Bad...

Good day at work: Narrowly missing getting spit on by the boss.
Bad day at work: The beating stick comes out of the cupboard.

Bad News....

"I'm afraid I'm going to have to let you go for your LACK OF TE-LE-PA-THY." --Swedish Fish Rock

Best. Word. Ever...

"I think 'spangled' is one of the best words in the English Language." --Mrs. Weasel Nums

Help Needed....

Position: Marketing Ninja

Job Description: Seek out and destroy all complainers.

Required Skills: Sweet moves with Nunchucks and skill at throwing projectiles. Must have a background in Martial Arts.

Salary: Commensurate with experience.

Body Mass...

"I wish I was as thin as my patience..." --JJ

How Good Are You?...

Swedish Fish Rock: I need him to fill out paperwork, but I want to get it on the production schedule so I'm being a little bit naughty.
JJ: So you're going to be really naughty.
SFR: No I'm not, I'm the sweetest little person.
JJ: The sweetest little naughty.

In the Grand Scheme of Things...

According to Accounting, our department is the goo that holds the tire to the rim of the wheel of the bicycle of our workplace.