Mysterious Paint Job...

"If our office was one day mysteriously painted with a fantastic color palette, could we blame it on a band of gypsy painters that came in and held one of us hostage until our boss said that they could paint our office an esthetically pleasing, feng-shui worthy shade of lavender?" -- The Gurus

Death by Marketing Decisions....

"No one has died from changing a cover... YET..." -- Swedish Fish Rock

I Want That Cabinet...

"I'll arm wrestle you to the death for that cabinet." -- Swedish Fish Rock

Autobiography...

"Could've Been Great... That's going to be the title of my autobiography." -- Spash the Quack-tastic Duck Defender

What do we do now?

"We'll conquer the world now... or something." --Swedish Fish Rock

What do we do now?

"We'll conquer the world now... or something." --Swedish Fish Rock

Pictures...

"I don't like this picture of me. I look like a 40 year-old, wrinkled woman."
-- Jorgy