Friendship

"I like bugging you... You take my calls."
--Swedish Fish Rock

Job Descriptions

Jorgy (to a completely objective third party): So what do you do?
Swedish Fish: All of my bidding.

Comparisons...

"Psyching someone out is a cheap thrill. Almost as fun as a cup of coffee."
--Our Friendly Printer

Conflict of Interest....

"I never met a conflict of interest I didn't like."
--Well-known Local Politician

Who are you?

"I'm the Wicked Princess... Wicked Smaart."
--Swedish Fish Rock

You know you work too much when...

You dial 9 first when calling someone from your cell phone.

Word of the Day

crookedie (crook-id-ee)
something that is not lined up the way it is supposed to be
-- Helpful People